A friend of mine, who is a man of letters and a philosopher, said to me one day, as if between jest and
earnest,--'Fancy! since we last met, I have discovered a haunted house in the midst of London.'
'Really haunted?--and by what? ghosts?'
'Well, I can't answer that question: all I know is this--six weeks ago my wife and I were in search of a
furnished apartment. Passing a quiet street, we saw on the window of one of the houses a bill, 'Apartments
Furnished.' The situation suited us; we entered the house--liked the rooms--engaged them by the week--and
left them the third day. No power on earth could have reconciled my wife to stay longer; and I don't wonder at
'What did you see?'
'Excuse me--I have no desire to be ridiculed as a superstitious dreamer--nor, on the other hand, could I ask
you to accept on my affirmation what you would hold to be incredible without the evidence of your own
senses. Let me only say this, it was not so much what we saw or heard (in which you might fairly suppose that
we were the dupes of our own excited fancy, or the victims of imposture in others) that drove us away, as it
was an undefinable terror which seized both of us whenever we passed by the door of a certain unfurnished
room, in which we neither saw nor heard anything. And the strangest marvel of all was, that for once in my
life I agreed with my wife, silly woman though she be--and allowed, after the third night, that it was
impossible to stay a fourth in that house. Accordingly, on the fourth morning I summoned the woman who
kept the house and attended on us, and told her that the rooms did not quite suit us, and we would not stay out
our week. She said, dryly, 'I know why: you have stayed longer than any other lodger. Few ever stayed a
second night; none before you a third. But I take it they have been very kind to you.'
''They--who?' I asked, affecting to smile.
''Why, they who haunt the house, whoever they are. I don't mind them; I remember them many years ago,
when I lived in this house, not as a servant; but I know they will be the death of me some day. I don't care--I'm
old, and must die soon anyhow; and then I shall be with them, and in this house still.' The woman spoke with
so dreary a calmness, that really it was a sort of awe that prevented my conversing with her further. I paid for
my week, and too happy were my wife and I to get off so cheaply.'
'You excite my curiosity,' said I; 'nothing I should like better than to sleep in a haunted house. Pray give me
the address of the one which you left so ignominiously.'
My friend gave me the address; and when we parted, I walked straight towards the house thus indicated.
It is situated on the North side of Oxford Street (in a dull but respectable thoroughfare). I found the house shut
up--no bill at the window, and no response to my knock. As I was turning away, a beer-boy, collecting pewter
pots at the neighboring areas, said to me, 'Do you want any one at that house, sir?'
'Yes, I heard it was to be let.'
'Let!--why, the woman who kept it is dead--has been dead these three weeks, and no one can be found to stay
there, though Mr. J---- offered ever so much. He offered mother, who chars for him, 1 a week just to open
and shut the windows, and she would not.'
'Would not!--and why?'
'The house is haunted: and the old woman who kept it was found dead in her bed, with her eyes wide open.
They say the devil strangled her.'
'Pooh!--you speak of Mr. J----. Is he the owner of the house?'
'Where does he live?'
'In G---- Street, No. --.'